Sunday, December 20, 2009

Lil' Wayne's Lawyer -- No Charges for Drug Bust

Looks like Lil' Wayne will walk away from yesterday's drug bust in Texas unscathed, at least according to his lawyer.

Lil' Wayne, along with 11 other people, was detained yesterday in Falfurrias, Tex. by the United States Border Patrol after marijuana was discovered on board his tour bus.

The Border Patrol says Wayne and the others were questioned and charges are pending. His lawyer tells TMZ that while some people did receive citations, Lil' Wayne was not one of them.

Lil' pled guilty in October to attempted criminal possession of a weapon stemming from a 2007 traffic stop of his tour bus. He is set to spend a year in jail and will appear for sentencing in February 2010.

UPDATE -- The Laredo Entertainment Center, where Lil' Wayne was supposed to perform last night but didn't, tells TMZ he will perform there tonight to make up for the canceled show.

Actress Brittany Murphy dies at 32 of heart attack

Movie star Brittany Murphy is dead of a heart attack at 32.

The troubled starlet went into full cardiac arrest early Sunday and could not be revived, according to a hospital spokeswoman.

It was her beloved mom who discovered her unconscious in the shower, according to the Website TMZ. When paramedics arrived just after 8 a.m., they immediately began administering CPR and rushed her to nearby Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she was pronounced dead.
Murphy became a household name among teens in 1995 as the sidekick in "Clueless" who went from awkward wall flower to snotty hottie.

She has appeared in more than 25 movies since then including "8 Mile," "Girl Interrupted," "Don't Say a Word," and "Sin City."

A few years ago, the actress with a distinctively gravelly voice released the single "Faster Kill Pussycat," which quickly became a dance club hit.

Murphy lived in Edison, N.J., before moving to California when she was 13 and landing her first television role in "Blossom."

She underwent a transformation from a too-pudgy-for-Hollywood brunette to a skinny blonde whose ample cleavage landed her in Maxim's 100 hottest women in 2003.

After appearing underweight with super-plump lips in the last few years, rumors have swirled about drug use and plastic surgery.

Last month, Murphy's husband of two years, Simon Monjack, was rushed to a hospital after his plane landed at Los Angeles Airport. He was incoherent when EMTs boarded the plane.

In October, cops got a call from neighbors complaining that a frantic Murphy was on her balcony screaming about gunshots being fired near her home in Hollywood.

The noise was found to be coming from a generator.

She was engaged to two other men before marrying Monjack in 2007.

On Sunday an old squeeze, actor Ashton Kutcher, her costar in 2003's "Just Married," posted this tweet on Twitter: "See you on the other side kid . . .  2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany's family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon."

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Text messages between Tiger Woods and Jaimee Grubbs

Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)
Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine ... would have liked to see you
Tiger: We will make it happen
Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)
Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone
Tiger: alone with him that is
Jaimee: haha I wish
Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)
Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee: no new boy toy ... still running dry... been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months :(
Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon
Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
Tiger: really. Where
Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it ... is on my cheek below my eye ... implanted a little diamond
Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that
Tiger: you just need some attention from me
Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)
Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend ;)
Tiger: then I am
Jaimee: I wish
Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
Tiger: when was the last time you got laid
Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)
Tiger: oh god
Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf
Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf ;)
Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
Tiger: I know sexy
Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)
Tiger: oh stop :)
Jaimee: hahaha I know ... but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me ... im finding myself watching sports center ... haha j/k it isn't that bad
Tiger: its never been that bad
Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football
Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
Tiger: why do I not believe that?
Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.
Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself
Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u ... the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing
Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon
Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)
Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport
Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now
Tiger: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)
Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol ... besides im at work
Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it
Jaimee: haha ur too much
Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport :( I am lonely now ... i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)
Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have.
Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning
Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more ... find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)
Tiger: Because I'm blasian :)
Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home.
Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on ... thats a no no ... come take them off
Tiger: :) you are too funny
Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)
Jaimee: u too love

Tiger Woods Sex Tape, Love Child to Surface?

And here you thought eight mistresses (and counting) was scandalous. Imagine when news of a Tiger Woods sex tape and possible love child breaks!

Not that we expect it to, even if the National Enquirer hints at it today. Then again, they first broke the story of his affair with Rachel Uchitel, so ...

Anyway, the celebrity gossip rag posits today that some of Tiger Woods'seedy dalliances were caught on tape - and a pregnancy may have resulted.

Hey, we know he supposedly doesn't like to use protection.

The golf great had wild unprotected sex with his mistresses, according to sources (and Jaimee Grubbs) and fears he may have some illegitimate kids.

"That would be the final straw for his wife - AND Tiger knows it," said an insider. "There is more than one woman out there who could come forward."

At this point, we'd almost believe it.

To make matters worse, the world's #1 golfer is worried that a lurid sex tape could appear and wreck his desperate attempts to save his marriage.

Ridiculous as it sounds, there was also the rumor going around about Tiger Woods nude pics sent to Playgirl, which is trying to authenticate them.

Since Tiger's affair with Rachel Uchitel (who he was apparently falling for) was exposed, a procession of women have been identified as his lovers.

Among the places they claim to have had sex with the sports superstar are his Florida mansion and a series of hotels - all with security cameras.

At least one of the women (Grubbs) also shot sex videos of romps with other boyfriends, sparking a damage control scramble from Tiger's camp.

The Enquirer even cites a call from one woman who says she had an affair with Woods in June 2007 and aborted his child. It does not name her.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

The following celebrities were born on December 1:

Brad Delson of Linkin Park is 32.
Paul Picerni (The Untouchables) is 87.
Billy Paul is 75.
Woody Allen is 74.
John Densmore of The Doors is 65.
Bette Midler is 64.
Treat Williams is 58.
Kim Richey is 53.
Charlene Tilton is 51.
Carol Alt is 49.
Jeremy Northam is 48.
Nestor Carbonell (Lost, Suddenly Susan) is 42.
Sarah Silverman is 39.
Bart Millard of MercyMe is 37.
David Hornsby (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) is 34.
Mika Fineo of Filter is 28.
Ashley Monique Clark (The Hughleys) is 21.

Adam Lambert and his Ugly Duckling Syndrome

In an interview with the Morning Jolt’s Larry Flick on Sirius radio, Adam Lamberd admints that he suffered the “ugly duckling” syndrome because he used to be fat. In high school he weighed 250 pounds! Damn, that will cause it. This explains his behavior on the AMA”s.  Once ugly duckling sufferers realize they look good now, they want everyone to look at them. I bet we will be seeing more of Adam Lambert and his “look at me now” moments.

Alicia Keys Will Take 5 People to Africa Contest

According to the AP, Alicia Keys’ first visit to Africa was so emotional that she wants to take 5 people to Africa with her so they can experience what she experienced. Keys said,

I was able to see the great separation between have and have not.
The contest will be through her charity, Keep a Child Alive. Fans can enter the contest online at the foundation’s website. The winners will travel through Africa with Keys for five days next year.